His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
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can i just be in a relationship with this bagel?
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are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure
Edit 5/26: Clarification on a certain thing.
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This is my bargain you mewling quim
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STOP IT THOR not in front of my alien army!!
When I’m really famous I’m gonna let myself get photographed in Tumblr-friendly poses
Like pointing upwards so you can caption it with “THIS”
And saying sentences that include ‘ship’
And physically dramatic ‘NO’s
So that y’all can easily gif me
You’re welcome
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sorry but why is the “bears” tag full of photos of naked men?
